Add to the story!

This is a popular kind of forum game. I'll begin with a word. Then, you add one word. Then, someone else will add another word, and it goes on and on.

When we played this on Wad Heaven, the first word was Sonic. However, things will be different this time...

Mario

Mario loves

Mario loves jumping

Mario loves jumping on

Mario loves jumping on eggplants

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm.

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies when

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies when they

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies when they kiss

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies when they kiss him

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies when they kiss him at

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies when they kiss him at GameStop

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies when they kiss him at GameStop because

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies when they kiss him at GameStop because it

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies when they kiss him at GameStop because it reboots

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies when they kiss him at GameStop because it reboots his

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies when they kiss him at GameStop because it reboots his pistol.

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies when they kiss him at GameStop because it reboots his pistol. After

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies when they kiss him at GameStop because it reboots his pistol. After Voldemort

Mario loves jumping on eggplants that spit phlegm. He often dies when they kiss him at GameStop because it reboots his pistol. After Voldemort kills

EDIT: Is this dead!!!!???? PLEASE NO!!!! I like add to the story!